�We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.� – Aesop – “Bad politicians are sent to the Parliament by good people who don’t vote.” – William E. Simon – “Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do uotknow what religion is.” – Mahatma Ghandi –
I am dead, jailed, or an idiot ? �There are lies, damned lies and statistics.� – Mark�Twain�- �Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.� – Vin�Scully�-
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – Winnie the Pooh –
“My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping” – Rita�Rudner�- “My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.” – Henny�Youngman�-� “My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety – seven now, and we don’t know where …
“If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out who I am.” – Cyril Cusacs – “I do not believe in a New Year’s resolutions any longer. If you really need such a reason to improve or to change sth in your life you definitely have no brains or guts to live your every …




